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Total Medals Earned: 1,096 (From 151 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 16,220 Points

Reincarnation: TCOU

Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/50 points)

Blood-Stained Glass 25 Points

Beat the Game

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Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 12/24 (345/1,000 points)

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

SCGMD4

Medals Earned: 14/55 (70/500 points)

ANYONE CAN PLAY 5 Points

Play a song.

BRAVE OR FOOLISH 5 Points

Encounter a boss.

CARROT ON A STICK 5 Points

Get an achievement.

ROCK STEADY 5 Points

Perform a 25-hit combo.

WARM UP 5 Points

Get a silver star.

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COVER BAND 5 Points

Get a silver on 'In Love With Myself'.

HAT-TRICK 5 Points

Get a star on three different songs.

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER VAN 5 Points

Unlock two new guitars.

...MAKES PERFECT! 10 Points

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4'33'' 10 Points

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ANALYSIS PARALYSIS 10 Points

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CRACK OF DAWN 10 Points

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PREMATURE ARTICULATION 10 Points

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SCREEN IT ALL 10 Points

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SKIN OF YOUR TEETH 10 Points

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Score!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Shark Antennas Co.

Medals Earned: 7/10 (110/130 points)

Cow Sniper 25 Points

100% Accurate in one level

Internet Master 50 Points

Have completed the game

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Shark pool 10 Points

Submit Highscore

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Space-ninja

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/185 points)

Speed Freak 25 Points

Complete any level in under 30 seconds

Space Ninja 10 Points

Complete the game

Perfectionist 25 Points

Collect all the gold

Invincible 100 Points

Don't die

Peace Keeper 25 Points

Don't kill any grunts

Spewer

Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/290 points)

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival