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Total Medals Earned: 1,096 (From 151 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 16,220 Points

Treadmillasaurus Rex

Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/225 points)

And you've got butterfingers? 5 Points

Burn 2,000 calories

Bingo! Dino DNA! 5 Points

Burn 500 calories

More like a six-foot Turkey 5 Points

Burn 1,000 calories

When you gotta go, you gotta go 5 Points

Burn 5,000 calories

Didn't say the magic word! 10 Points

Burn 10,000 calories

He left us! 10 Points

Burn 15,000 Calories

That is one big pile of 10 Points

Burn 25,000 Calories

Hold on to your butts 25 Points

Burn 40,000 Calories

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex 50 Points

Burn 50,000 calories

UNIX! I know this! 100 Points

Burn 75,000 calories

Tremerz

Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/335 points)

Valentine 10 Points

Guide Valentine to safety!

Mindy 25 Points

Guide Mindy to safety!

Burt 25 Points

Guide Burt to safety!

Earl 25 Points

Guide Earl to safety!

Heather 25 Points

Guide Heather to safety!

Melvin 25 Points

Guide Melvin to safety!

Bros B4 Hoes 50 Points

Round up the troops.

Ladies Man 50 Points

Only save the women.

Worm Master 100 Points

Rescue EVERYONE!

TW. The Purple Menace

Medals Earned: 8/20 (60/455 points)

Level 01 5 Points

Level 01 completed

Level 02 5 Points

Level 02 completed

Level 03 5 Points

Level 03 completed

Level 04 5 Points

Level 04 completed

Level 05 10 Points

Level 05 completed

Level 06 10 Points

Level 06 completed

Level 07 10 Points

Level 07 completed

Level 08 10 Points

Level 08 completed

Level 09 10 Points

Level 09 completed

Level 10 10 Points

Level 10 completed

Level 11 25 Points

Level 11 completed

Level 12 25 Points

Level 12 completed

Level 13 25 Points

Level 13 completed

Level 14 25 Points

Level 14 completed

Level 15 25 Points

Level 15 completed

Level 16 50 Points

Level 16 completed

Level 17 50 Points

Level 17 completed

Level 18 50 Points

Level 18 completed

Level 19 50 Points

Level 19 completed

Level 20 50 Points

Level 20 completed

Uddercover

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/130 points)

Mooving On 5 Points

Beat the farm levels.

Legendairy 10 Points

Beat the urban levels.

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Upgrade Complete 2

Medals Earned: 58/80 (290/400 points)

U001 5 Points

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Utopian Mining

Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)

Being generous! 5 Points

Give John some money.

COAL 5 Points

Find coal.

IRON 5 Points

Find iron.

Start off your adventure! 5 Points

Enter Utopia.

Vamos a la playa! 5 Points

Get some sand.

A good investment... 10 Points

Give Dave some money for his project.

Engineer 10 Points

Help building the steammachine.

GOLD 10 Points

Find gold.

It works! 10 Points

Make the steammachine work.

WOLFRAM 10 Points

Find wolfram.

DIAMOND 25 Points

Find diamond.

Expensive experiments 25 Points

Give George some smaragds.

Project completed! 25 Points

Give Dave some sand.

RUBY 25 Points

Find ruby.

Saving electricity 25 Points

Give George some wolfram.

SMARAGD 25 Points

Find smaragd.

The COre 25 Points

Get the COre.

Jewelry 50 Points

Give Jamie some rubies.

Hero 100 Points

Finish the game

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Warriors of the Portal

Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)

RT I like it 25 Points

Gigantor survives the battle

Hail to the King 5 Points

Support Pico Day

C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points

"Parry" the attack to save the Alien

Change of Perspective 10 Points

Evade "A" freezing death

Erotic Bonus 10 Points

Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu

Screw you Asimov 25 Points

Mindchamber survives the battle

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Yeah Jam Fury

Medals Earned: 2/32 (15/500 points)

Why Couldn't I Transform? 5 Points

Beat all four tutorial stages

"Swag." 10 Points

Get Jam to say "Swag" with VFX at max

Breakthrough! 5 Points

Beat "Wall of Face" in 10 seconds or less

Footing FOUND 5 Points

Beat "Find Your Footing" firing only one block

Ground Floor 5 Points

Beat "Elevator Shaft" without respawning once

Oops 5 Points

Restart "Mind the Gap"

You Son of a Gun... 5 Points

Beat "Just Grab It"

"Jawsome!" 10 Points

Get Fury to say "Jawsome" with VFX at max

"Rock a Doodle!" 10 Points

Get Yeah to say "Rock a Doodle" with VFX at max

Did the Easy Stuff! 10 Points

Beat all stages on page one

Found the Lightswitch 10 Points

Beat "Lights Out"

Jammed Window 10 Points

Beat "Windowsill" without firing a block

Loose Noose 10 Points

Beat "Weak Rope" without destroying a single block

Master Fetcher 10 Points

Beat "Fetch Quest 2" without respawning once

Ninja Nonsense 10 Points

Beat "Shenanigans" without respawning once or firing a block

Playin' it Safe 10 Points

Fire 25 blocks in a stage

Playin' it the Right Way 10 Points

Destroy 175 blocks in a stage

Playin' it Wild 10 Points

Boost 50 times in a stage

Spring and a Storm 10 Points

Destroy Mr. Moon in "Space Jam"

Unlocked Cool Clothes! 10 Points

Unlock alternate YJF threads

Worldly Treasures 10 Points

Beat "Willyworld" with 11 blocks in your quota total

You Totally Cheated 10 Points

Beat "Dastardly" without respawning once

Collect Your Feels 25 Points

Have 6 blocks in your quota total on "Steel Feels"

Gettin' Better at This! 25 Points

Beat the record on a stage three times

Jordan Be Proud 25 Points

Beat "Space Jam"

Movin' Right Along 25 Points

Beat all stages on page two

Rainbow Runner 25 Points

Beat "Oh Love"

Oh, It's Just a Flash Game? 50 Points

Beat all stages

Master of the Universe 100 Points

Beat "Oh Love" in 30 seconds or less

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Zombie Resurrection

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)

Dead Giveaway 5 Points

Completed the first level

Halfway There 10 Points

Complete 10 levels

High Five 10 Points

Complete 5 levels

Zombie Resurrector 25 Points

Complete all levels

Zombies, Inc.

Medals Earned: 30/30 (455/455 points)

Beat Game on Easy 5 Points

Beat the game on easy difficulty.

Conquer Africa 5 Points

Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?

Conquer Canada 5 Points

Not that they put up much of a fight.

Conquer Central America 5 Points

I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.

Conquer South America 5 Points

The amazon just got even wilder.

Conquer South Asia 5 Points

What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.

Conquer the North Pole 5 Points

Zombify Santa.

Conquer the South Pole 5 Points

Penguin zombies are no joke.

Conquer the World in 90 Days 5 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!

Fully Upgrade One Item 5 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.

Fully Upgrade One Zombie 5 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.

Beat Game on Normal 10 Points

Beat the game on normal difficulty.

Conquer Australia 10 Points

Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!

Conquer China 10 Points

People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.

Conquer Japan 10 Points

If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.

Conquer Russia 10 Points

In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!

Conquer the World in 75 Days 10 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!

Fully Upgrade Five Zombies 10 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.

Fully Upgrade Four Items 10 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.

Hire 20 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving small business.

Hire 40 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving company.

Beat Game on Hard 25 Points

Beat the game on hard difficulty

Conquer Europe 25 Points

Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.

Conquer the United States 25 Points

Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.

Fully Upgrade All Items 25 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.

Hire 60 Employees 25 Points

You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!

Unlock all Company Upgrades 25 Points

Your company is now running at peak efficiency!

Beat Game w/o Losing a Battle 50 Points

You are definitely an expert strategist.

Conquer the World in 60 Days 50 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!

Fully Upgrade All Zombies 50 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.